<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-284106876847981605</id><updated>2012-02-16T10:03:07.107-08:00</updated><category term='Poster'/><category term='Photo'/><title type='text'>absurdalis</title><subtitle type='html'>Promo Porno Pop</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://absurdalis.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/284106876847981605/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://absurdalis.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>T. Betony</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09797220809030669084</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CKCMOHs6pC8/R28br1ioAUI/AAAAAAAAAAo/7bO__fe_wKQ/S220/flickrima.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>9</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-284106876847981605.post-1690054318803901999</id><published>2010-09-25T16:58:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-09-25T17:09:27.271-07:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CKCMOHs6pC8/TJ6OnPPFXTI/AAAAAAAAAC8/PXeI-l7wGng/s1600/3.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 241px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CKCMOHs6pC8/TJ6OnPPFXTI/AAAAAAAAAC8/PXeI-l7wGng/s320/3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5521006997958647090" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/284106876847981605-1690054318803901999?l=absurdalis.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://absurdalis.blogspot.com/feeds/1690054318803901999/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=284106876847981605&amp;postID=1690054318803901999' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/284106876847981605/posts/default/1690054318803901999'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/284106876847981605/posts/default/1690054318803901999'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://absurdalis.blogspot.com/2010/09/blog-post.html' title=''/><author><name>T. Betony</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09797220809030669084</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CKCMOHs6pC8/R28br1ioAUI/AAAAAAAAAAo/7bO__fe_wKQ/S220/flickrima.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CKCMOHs6pC8/TJ6OnPPFXTI/AAAAAAAAAC8/PXeI-l7wGng/s72-c/3.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-284106876847981605.post-8973614100773735410</id><published>2008-06-26T13:49:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T01:13:10.145-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CKCMOHs6pC8/SGQBIM0Wi-I/AAAAAAAAACA/kLOBNE8m7L8/s1600-h/DSC00072.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CKCMOHs6pC8/SGQBIM0Wi-I/AAAAAAAAACA/kLOBNE8m7L8/s400/DSC00072.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5216295508793265122" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;I got lost somewhere on the vintage space, &lt;br /&gt;and the hotel is my place of the respite.&lt;br /&gt;Cold summer inside.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/284106876847981605-8973614100773735410?l=absurdalis.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://absurdalis.blogspot.com/feeds/8973614100773735410/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=284106876847981605&amp;postID=8973614100773735410' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/284106876847981605/posts/default/8973614100773735410'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/284106876847981605/posts/default/8973614100773735410'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://absurdalis.blogspot.com/2008/06/i-got-lost-somewhere-on-vintage-space.html' title=''/><author><name>T. Betony</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09797220809030669084</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CKCMOHs6pC8/R28br1ioAUI/AAAAAAAAAAo/7bO__fe_wKQ/S220/flickrima.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CKCMOHs6pC8/SGQBIM0Wi-I/AAAAAAAAACA/kLOBNE8m7L8/s72-c/DSC00072.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-284106876847981605.post-2168910857677461752</id><published>2008-06-24T00:05:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T01:13:10.239-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Photo'/><title type='text'>Mon amour!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CKCMOHs6pC8/SGCdIjjcuPI/AAAAAAAAAB4/VzlY9FDuDP4/s1600-h/DSC00020.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CKCMOHs6pC8/SGCdIjjcuPI/AAAAAAAAAB4/VzlY9FDuDP4/s400/DSC00020.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5215341138803472626" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;For all those little things in my mental pocket.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/284106876847981605-2168910857677461752?l=absurdalis.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://absurdalis.blogspot.com/feeds/2168910857677461752/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=284106876847981605&amp;postID=2168910857677461752' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/284106876847981605/posts/default/2168910857677461752'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/284106876847981605/posts/default/2168910857677461752'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://absurdalis.blogspot.com/2008/06/mon-amour.html' title='Mon amour!'/><author><name>T. Betony</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09797220809030669084</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CKCMOHs6pC8/R28br1ioAUI/AAAAAAAAAAo/7bO__fe_wKQ/S220/flickrima.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CKCMOHs6pC8/SGCdIjjcuPI/AAAAAAAAAB4/VzlY9FDuDP4/s72-c/DSC00020.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-284106876847981605.post-6432943360649933077</id><published>2008-01-25T10:12:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T01:13:10.407-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Poster'/><title type='text'>So quietly.</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CKCMOHs6pC8/R5om7NEQ7SI/AAAAAAAAABw/i7Vl1jzCF40/s1600-h/Un.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CKCMOHs6pC8/R5om7NEQ7SI/AAAAAAAAABw/i7Vl1jzCF40/s400/Un.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5159479121668009250" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;She was so comfortable with everyday codeine dreams.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/284106876847981605-6432943360649933077?l=absurdalis.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://absurdalis.blogspot.com/feeds/6432943360649933077/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=284106876847981605&amp;postID=6432943360649933077' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/284106876847981605/posts/default/6432943360649933077'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/284106876847981605/posts/default/6432943360649933077'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://absurdalis.blogspot.com/2008/01/so-quietly.html' title='So quietly.'/><author><name>T. Betony</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09797220809030669084</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CKCMOHs6pC8/R28br1ioAUI/AAAAAAAAAAo/7bO__fe_wKQ/S220/flickrima.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CKCMOHs6pC8/R5om7NEQ7SI/AAAAAAAAABw/i7Vl1jzCF40/s72-c/Un.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-284106876847981605.post-6686354372965771345</id><published>2008-01-15T03:14:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T01:13:10.578-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Excuse moi?</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_CKCMOHs6pC8/R4yXIVioAaI/AAAAAAAAABo/4Ftw9mtb5XY/s1600-h/projekt.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_CKCMOHs6pC8/R4yXIVioAaI/AAAAAAAAABo/4Ftw9mtb5XY/s400/projekt.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5155661842909495714" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;Would you believe that I never believe myself?&lt;/i&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/284106876847981605-6686354372965771345?l=absurdalis.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://absurdalis.blogspot.com/feeds/6686354372965771345/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=284106876847981605&amp;postID=6686354372965771345' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/284106876847981605/posts/default/6686354372965771345'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/284106876847981605/posts/default/6686354372965771345'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://absurdalis.blogspot.com/2008/01/excuse-moi.html' title='Excuse moi?'/><author><name>T. Betony</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09797220809030669084</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CKCMOHs6pC8/R28br1ioAUI/AAAAAAAAAAo/7bO__fe_wKQ/S220/flickrima.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_CKCMOHs6pC8/R4yXIVioAaI/AAAAAAAAABo/4Ftw9mtb5XY/s72-c/projekt.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-284106876847981605.post-4412901026209153337</id><published>2008-01-15T03:06:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T01:13:10.710-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Oh Yeah!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_CKCMOHs6pC8/R4yUZFioAZI/AAAAAAAAABg/_6wso0KoBG8/s1600-h/merry-box.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_CKCMOHs6pC8/R4yUZFioAZI/AAAAAAAAABg/_6wso0KoBG8/s400/merry-box.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5155658832137421202" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;Oh yeah, the Christmas!&lt;br /&gt;Oh yeah, the New Year!&lt;br /&gt;... forgotten.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/284106876847981605-4412901026209153337?l=absurdalis.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://absurdalis.blogspot.com/feeds/4412901026209153337/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=284106876847981605&amp;postID=4412901026209153337' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/284106876847981605/posts/default/4412901026209153337'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/284106876847981605/posts/default/4412901026209153337'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://absurdalis.blogspot.com/2008/01/oh-yeah.html' title='Oh Yeah!'/><author><name>T. Betony</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09797220809030669084</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CKCMOHs6pC8/R28br1ioAUI/AAAAAAAAAAo/7bO__fe_wKQ/S220/flickrima.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_CKCMOHs6pC8/R4yUZFioAZI/AAAAAAAAABg/_6wso0KoBG8/s72-c/merry-box.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-284106876847981605.post-2915863935021552628</id><published>2007-12-25T01:10:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T01:13:10.901-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Poster'/><title type='text'>Elle m'incite à vouloir à...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_CKCMOHs6pC8/R3DJbVioAYI/AAAAAAAAABU/OCvEuSWYgdM/s1600-h/control.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5147835845560500610" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_CKCMOHs6pC8/R3DJbVioAYI/AAAAAAAAABU/OCvEuSWYgdM/s400/control.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;Pretty girls make all heroes miserable.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;Pretty girls make little things explode.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;Pretty girls make vicious.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/284106876847981605-2915863935021552628?l=absurdalis.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://absurdalis.blogspot.com/feeds/2915863935021552628/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=284106876847981605&amp;postID=2915863935021552628' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/284106876847981605/posts/default/2915863935021552628'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/284106876847981605/posts/default/2915863935021552628'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://absurdalis.blogspot.com/2007/12/elle-mincite-vouloir.html' title='Elle m&apos;incite à vouloir à...'/><author><name>T. Betony</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09797220809030669084</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CKCMOHs6pC8/R28br1ioAUI/AAAAAAAAAAo/7bO__fe_wKQ/S220/flickrima.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_CKCMOHs6pC8/R3DJbVioAYI/AAAAAAAAABU/OCvEuSWYgdM/s72-c/control.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-284106876847981605.post-5438071447558205544</id><published>2007-12-24T18:34:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T01:13:11.059-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Poster'/><title type='text'>About the Girls</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CKCMOHs6pC8/R3BsYlioAXI/AAAAAAAAABM/Ya0g-dNX_6k/s1600-h/Pawelek1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5147733543734477170" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CKCMOHs6pC8/R3BsYlioAXI/AAAAAAAAABM/Ya0g-dNX_6k/s400/Pawelek1.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;Since he has discovered the shammy-leather cloak, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;he doesn't really care about the girls.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/284106876847981605-5438071447558205544?l=absurdalis.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://absurdalis.blogspot.com/feeds/5438071447558205544/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=284106876847981605&amp;postID=5438071447558205544' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/284106876847981605/posts/default/5438071447558205544'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/284106876847981605/posts/default/5438071447558205544'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://absurdalis.blogspot.com/2007/12/about-girls.html' title='About the Girls'/><author><name>T. Betony</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09797220809030669084</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CKCMOHs6pC8/R28br1ioAUI/AAAAAAAAAAo/7bO__fe_wKQ/S220/flickrima.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CKCMOHs6pC8/R3BsYlioAXI/AAAAAAAAABM/Ya0g-dNX_6k/s72-c/Pawelek1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-284106876847981605.post-6888582151225445926</id><published>2007-12-24T11:21:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-09T01:13:11.191-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Poster'/><title type='text'>The Velvet Machine</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CKCMOHs6pC8/R3AGu1ioAWI/AAAAAAAAABA/nVG8FXaHpMc/s1600-h/logo.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5147621775800533346" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CKCMOHs6pC8/R3AGu1ioAWI/AAAAAAAAABA/nVG8FXaHpMc/s400/logo.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;The Machine, that cuts the heads off, finally works! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;(And no one will detain it at all.)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;Have you heard about the housemaid, that doesn't cook, clean &lt;br /&gt;or put icky things near her mouth? &lt;br /&gt;Suspicious.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/284106876847981605-6888582151225445926?l=absurdalis.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://absurdalis.blogspot.com/feeds/6888582151225445926/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=284106876847981605&amp;postID=6888582151225445926' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/284106876847981605/posts/default/6888582151225445926'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/284106876847981605/posts/default/6888582151225445926'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://absurdalis.blogspot.com/2007/12/velvet-machine_9469.html' title='The Velvet Machine'/><author><name>T. Betony</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09797220809030669084</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_CKCMOHs6pC8/R28br1ioAUI/AAAAAAAAAAo/7bO__fe_wKQ/S220/flickrima.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CKCMOHs6pC8/R3AGu1ioAWI/AAAAAAAAABA/nVG8FXaHpMc/s72-c/logo.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
